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Tuesday, August 29

film review - snakes on a plane

Snakes On A Plane - Rating: 15
This film was a beast! the film started well and finished even better! it didnt take long for the film to get going and they waste no time in showing a gruesome killing. the opening scene shows gangster Eddie Kim (Bryon Lawson) violently killing a business man with a baseball bat whilst Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips) watches in horror. Neville Flyn (Samuel L.Jackson) is the FBI agent who asks Sean to travel back to LA with him to testify against Eddie Kim in a higly-publicised case. However Kim has other ideas and arranges for time-realease crates full of higly poisonous snakes to be loaded onto the plane. the passengers leis have been sprayed with pheromones to make the snakes more aggressive in an attempt to bring down the plane.

The rest of the film shows how the snakes savagely kill many unfortunate passengers and poison many others. Neville and the rest of the survivors must fight against the snakes in order to keep the plane in the air and land safely to get medical attention on the ground.

This film contains so many bloody and gruesome scenes, many of which will make you cringe at the very thought of it. its not a film for the faint hearted or those about to fly across America! the non-stop action is wiked and the graphical scenes were very creative. the special effects were superb and when combined with a great story line and interesting characters they make a top-notch movie for those with a strong stomach for gore!

Rating: 15
Score: 8/10

Friday, August 25

come back stronger than a powered-up pacman..

This week ive mostly been listening too:

What if I'm Right - Sandi Thom
You Don't Love Me - The Kooks
Sofa Song - The Kooks
Starlight - Muse
Loneliness - Orson
Never Be Lonely - The Feeling

why steal a monkey?

the news is quite random these days isnt it! the amount of people that do wierd things grows with each day.



"A 22-year-old man from south London has been charged with the theft of a squirrel monkey from a zoo in Surrey."



I cant believe someone could actually steal a monkey! I didnt think monkeys would like being stolen. If I was a monkey I wouldnt exactly let some random dude steal me without putting up a fight or something. I'd get all my buddies to come to the rescue or something - poor little guy!

Tuesday, August 22

my laptop is home :D

my laptop is home!!!! :D .its been in the shop whilst ive been away on holiday and now its back home all fixed up and looking new :D. the screen accidently smashed and the battery didnt work either - but now ive got a shiny new screen and a working battery so its back to its portable state again. happy times!!

my super shopping spree

I ordered soooo many new clothes yesterday from howies. ever heard of them? its a small clothing company based in Cardigan, Wales. The company is really pro-environmental and so they use really good materials. All of the people in the company are either skateboarders, snowboarders or surfers! They dont work weekends because they "go out and play!".

This is my favourite T-shirt that I ordered! It was only £15 and is blatantly amazin! just incase u dont understand - prozac is a drug you take when your depressed. I ordered loads of other cool t-shirts and jumpers too. you should check out thier website and maybe request a catalogue from them. heres the linkage - http://www.howies.co.uk